trey parker

co-creator of Southpark along with Matt Stone

real name Randolph Severn Parker III

his parents names are Randy and Sharon (like Stan's parents)

wrote the short films "Jesus vs Santa" and "Cannibal: The Musical"

also involved in "Orgazmo", "Team America" and "BASEketball"

claims to have been on acid (along with matt stone) at the 2000 academy awards where he wore a dress

hes the voice of over 20 southpark characters, including stan, cartman, mr hankey, mr garrison and timmy

married to a japanese woman

purple drank

recreational drug used in commonly in the hip hop community of southern USA
its main ingredient is prescription-strength cough syrup containing codeine
mixed with 7-up and pieces of jolly rancher candy

slang terms include sizzurp, lean, syrup, drank, barre, purple jelly and texas tea

gets you high and leads you to an altered level of consciousness

has been mentioned by several rappers including UGK, D12, Kanye West, Three 6 Mafia, Lil Wayne, Ludacris, Fat Joe, Beanie Sigel, Chamillionaire, The Game, Slim Thug and Young Buck

in july 2010, oaklaid raiders QB JaMarcus Russell was arrested for possession of codeine syrup without a prescription

victor cruz

23 yr old rookie wide receiver from UMass

undrafted free agent who was signed by the New York Giants in the 2010 preseason

in his debut in the preseason match vs the Jets he caught 6 catches for 145 yards and 3 touchdowns, each time beating a different cornerback!

will this kid be a star?

marion "suge" knight jr

CEO and co-founder of Death Row Records (with Dr Dre)

Dr Dre was originally part of his own label Ruthless Records with Eazy-E but wanted to quit - Suge Knight threatened Eazy-E with leadpipes and baseball bats in order to secure Dre's release

he threatened to throw Vanilla Ice off a 15 storey balcony unless he signed the rights to 'Ice Ice Baby' over to him

he offered to pay a hefty bail for Tupac in 1995 if he agreed to sign for Death Row

he was the driver of the car in which Tupac was killed

allegedly, he is one of the main suspects implicated in the murder of Biggie Smalls

in 1997 he was sentenced to 9 years prison for parole violation. In 2003, 2 years after he was released, he was sent back to jail for punching a parking attendent. In 2008 he was arrested for beating his girlfriend, but never went to jail as his girlfriend went missing

he has filed for bankruptcy several times now

he was shot at a kanye west show in 2008 and was beaten up by Akon's manager at a party in 2009

in 2009 he allegedly broke into Akon's producers house (with 5 other men) armed with a shotgun and stole over $200k worth of stuff

Formula 50

50 Cent owned a stake in the company Glaceau which created a Vitamin Water drink called Formula 50 (in 2007)
Glaceau got sold to Coca Cola for $4.1 billion, 50 Cent made approx $100 million from the deal

pablo escobar

columbian drug lord

often referred to as 'the worlds greatest outlaw'

considered the richest and most successful criminal in history

was worth $25billion in 1989

studied political science at university in columbia

when he was young he used to steal gravestones and sand them down for resale to smugglers, sell fake lottery tickets, steal cars, kidnapping for ransom, etc

became a millionaire by 22, selling and smuggling contraband

The Medellin Cartel

started his cocaine operation in 1975 (at age 26)

murdered a well known drug dealer and took control of his men

would deal with the authorities by bribing or killing off judges, policemen, etc

he would give kids money to kill policemen (600 got killed like this)

in 1987 he controlled 80% of the global cocaine market

he would build football fields, churches, etc for the local communities

La Catedral

he surrendered in 1991 and was sent to his own private luxury prison where he continued to traffic cocaine

the government tried to shut this down so he escaped

special task forces were created to track him down and stop his drug trade and it turned into a full on war

he was shot in 1993 by a columbian policeman

2 movies, "Escobar" and "Killing Pablo", were announced in 2007 but neither have been released

warren buffett

often called "the legendary investor warren buffett"
is now the chairman and CEO of berkshire hathaway

as a kid, to make money he would:
- go from door-to-door selling chewing gum, coca-cola, magazines, etc
- deliver newspapers
- sell golfballs and stamps
- detail cars

in highschool, to make money he:
- purchased old pinball machines and sold them to barber shops
- invested in a business owned by his father
- bought a farm worked by a tenant farmer

he had accumulated $90,000 (in 2010 dollars) by the time he finished college

he worked as an investment salesman and securities analyst for various companies until he became the chairman of berkshire hathaway

billionaires of the world

1. carlos slim helu - $53.5b - 70yrs old, mexican, CEO and chairman of telmex, telcel and america molvil

2. bill gates - $53b - 54 yrs old, american, chairman of microsoft

3. warren buffett - $47b - 79yrs old, american, chairman and CEO of berkshire hathaway

4. mukesh ambani - $29b - 53yrs old, indian, chairman and managing director of reliance industries

5. lakshmi mittal - $28.7b - 59yrs old, indian, chairman and CEO of arcelormittal

the business of sport

richest nfl teams:

1. dallas cowboys - 1.7b

2. washington redskins - 1.6b

3. new england patriots - 1.4b

4. new york giants - 1.2b

5. new york jets - 1.2b

poorest nfl teams:

1. oakland raiders - 797m

2. minnesota vikings - 835m

3. atlanta falcons - 856m

4. jacksonville jaguars - 866m

5. detroit lions - 872m

richest soccer teams:

1. manchester united - 1.8b

2. real madrid - 1.3b

3. arsenal - 1.18b

4. fc barcelona - 1b

5. bayern munich - 990m

collingwood fc

alan didak - pick #3 (behind riewoldt and koschitzke)
dane swan - pick #58
scott pendlebury - pick #5
luke ball - pick #2 by st kilda, delisted and picked up by collingwood at pick #30
darren jolly - rookie pick #31 by melbourne, traded to sydney for pick #15 (lynden dunn), traded to collingwood for pick #14 (lewis jetta) and #46 (ben stratton)
sharrod wellingham - rookie pick #10
dale thomas - pick #2 (behind marc murphy)
jarryd blair - rookie pick #27
leon davis - pick #34
brad dick - pick #44
travis cloke - father-son pick #38
nick maxwell - rookie pick #15
heath shaw - father-son pick #48
simon prestigiacomo - pick #10
ben johnson - pick #62
harry obrien - rookie pick #20
ben reid - pick #8
nathan brown - pick #10
chris dawes - pick #28
tyson goldsack - pick #63
alan toovey - rookie pick #2
leigh brown - pick #5 by freo, traded to north for byron schammer, delisted and picked up by collingwood at pick #73
tarkyn lockyer - rookie pick #39
steele sidebottom - pick #11
dayne beams - pick #29
brent macaffer - rookie pick #26
josh fraser - pick #1
jaxson barham - father-son pick #61
simon buckley - pick #57 by melbourne, delisted and picked by collingwood at pick #85
paul medhurst - pick #56 by freo, traded to collingwood (along with pick #8 - ben reid) for chris tarrant
sean rusling - pick #23
shane o'bree - pick #10 by brisbane, delisted and picked up by collingwood at pre-season draft pick #1
john anthony - pick #37
cameron wood - pick #18 by brisbane, traded to collingwood for pick #14 (jack grimes)
anthony corrie - rookie pick #10 by brisbane, traded to collingwood for pick #93
josh thomas - pick #75
ben sinclair - pick #62

mcdonalds

there are approximately 40,000 mcdonalds restaurants worldwide

found in 119 countries

serves nearly 47 million customers daily

employs more than 1.5 million people

the stanford prison experiment

experiment conducted by stanford university in 1971 to study the effects of becoming a prisoner or prison guard

24 uni students were selected to play the roles of both guards and prisoners and live in a mock prison in a basement at the university

the experiment got out of hand - it was supposed to go on for 2 weeks but was shut down after only 6 days

many of the guards became increasingly cruel and sadistic (including not letting prisoners go to the toilet and making them sleep on concrete or do heaps of exercise)

afterwards many prisoners showed signs of severe emotional disturbances. they had to wear chains around their ankles and many of them got so upset that they quit the experiment early

there was a riot on the 2nd day

harry knowles

fat bastard who runs aintitcool.com movie reviews website

his mum died when she was 17, leaving him a massive life insurance cheque (which he used to start his website)

he fell over in 1994 and was run over by a cart stacked with comic book memorabilia - injured his back and left him bed ridden

was portrayed in the 2009 movie fanboys

his website is extremely popular, but is very biased as he is paid to write good reviews about movies

married to a dirty asian chick named patricia cho jones

kendra sex tape

kendra wilkinson, one of the 'girls of the playboy mansion'

sex tape released in May 2010 showing herself as a 19yr old getting fucked by some random dude

she was paid $680,000 by vivid for the video, and is set to make 50% of all profits

the video was set to be released a week before kendra's autobiography hit the book stands

she also set up a company in 2008 called 'Home Run Productions LLC' through which she made several attempts to sell sex tapes

facebook

mark elliot zuckerberg
has a fetish for asian women
was put on probation for 'improper social behaviour'

started a Harvard University 'hot or not' website by stealing photos of students from yearbooks and getting other students to rate them, but it was shut down

called all facebook users 'dumb fucks' when he was 19 when other students started sending him photos and personal information to put onto facebook

stole the idea of 'liking' things/statuses and phototagging from friendster (but paid for it later)
stole the idea of instant updates from twitter

ConnectU
zuckerberg was hired by colleagues at Harvard to work on a social networking website ConnectU, but then quit and stole their ideas and source code
the founders of ConnectU sued him and they reached a settlement agreement, but sued again when they claimed facebook overstated the value of their stock

houseSYSTEM
zuckerberg became friendly with the founder of the houseSYSTEM website and discussed technical aspects of the website with him, then started facebook and stole many of his ideas

paul ceglia
this dude claims he signed a contract with zuckerberg in 2003 to design and develop facebook in return for a 50% share of all revenue earned, but zuckerberg stooged him out of the contract

geelong vs collingwood

BACKLINE:
Scarlett vs Prestigiacomo
Taylor vs Maxwell
Hunt vs Toovey
Milburn vs Reid
Enright vs H.O'brien
Mackie vs Shaw

MIDFIELD:
Ablett vs Swan
Bartel vs Pendlebury
Selwood vs Ball
J.Kelly vs Thomas
Corey vs Wellingham
Ottens vs Jolly

FORWARDS:
Mooney vs Cloke
Podsiadly vs Dawes
Chapman vs Didak
S.Johnson vs L.Davis
Varcoe vs Sidebottom
Stokes vs Beams

BENCH:
Hawkins vs L.Brown
Lonergan vs Goldsack
Ling vs B.Johnson
Byrnes vs Macaffer

EMERGENCIES:
Rooke, Wojcinski, Blake, T.West, Hogan, Drum, Duncan, Gamble, T.Hunt, D.Simpson vs Dick, Fraser, Wood, Anthony, Medhurst, Lockyer, Blair, N.Brown, Barham, O'Bree

AVERAGE AGE OF TOP 22:
Geelong = 27.2
Collingwood = 24.6

secrets

COCA-COLA
- only 2 people (high level coke executives) know the formula to coca-cola
- the original copy of the formula is kept in a bank in atlanta
- the coke company pulled out of india in the 1970s because they would have been legally required to divulge their ingredient list to the government
- the coke company is the only company that has permission to import the coca plant into the US (coca plant = plant used to give flavour to the drink, also same place that cocaine comes from)

KFC 11 HERBS AND SPICES
- only 2 kfc executives know the recipe
- the recipe is kept at kfc headquarters, protected by armed security, cameras, motion sensors, 2 different keys and 2 different pin numbers
- half the ingredients are mixed at one location, half at another, and they are combined at a third

will smith

willard christopher smith jr
nicknames: fresh prince, mr july
married to jada pinkett-smith

first hip-hop artist to be nominated for an academy award
was a millionaire before age 20
regrets turning down the role of neo in the matrix, and regrets making the movie 'wild wild west'
his character in men in black (agent jay) was originally offered to chris o'donnell and david schwimmer

enjoys playing chess
speaks fluent spanish
huge fan of wrestling

rappers turned actors

common
- street kings, smokin aces, american gangster, wanted, terminator salvation

mos def
- monsters ball, the italian job, 16 blocks, be kind rewind, cadillac records

ll cool j
- deep blue sea, any given sunday, charlies angels, SWAT, last holiday

ludacris
- 2 fast 2 furious, crash, hustle & flow, rocknrolla, gamer

ice-t

- new jack city, 3000 miles to graceland, law and order

will smith

- bad boys, fresh prince of bel air, independence day, men in black, enemy of the state, wild wild west, ali, i robot, hitch, the pursuit of happiness, i am legend, hancock, seven pounds

andre 3000

- be cool, four brothers, semi-pro

ice cube

- boyz n the hood, friday, anaconda, barbershop, are we there yet

DMX

- romeo must die, exit wounds, cradle 2 the grave

xzibit
- 8 mile, gridiron gang

tyrese
- 2 fast 2 furious, flight of the pheonix, four brothers, annapolis, transformers, death race

50 cent
- get rich or die tryin, home of the brave, righteous kill

mos def

real name: dante terrell smith
mos def means 'the most fly/cool' (not most definately)
other nicknames include 'pretty flaco', 'flaco bey' and 'beze'
comes from brooklyn, new york

is half of 'blackstar' with talib kweli
has been rapping and acting since he was 6
played bill cosby's sidekick on the tv show 'the cosby mysteries'
has recently taken up skateboarding

is a vegetarian

russell brand

has bipolar disorder and has suffered from bulimia
is a vegetarian
is a former heroin and sex addict, and a former alcoholic
has been arrested 11 times
claims to have rooted over 2,000 women
has a 'sex dungeon' with girlfriend katy perry at their house

when he was younger his male babysitter made him watch while he jerked off, and his male tutor stuck his finger up his ass

apparently when he was single he used to tell his manager/helpers 'i feel like a blonde/brunette/redhead' tonight and they would go out on the street and try to find girls for him to fuck - "hey, do u wana fuck russell brand? then come with me"

only the good die young

river pheonix (age 23)

j dilla (32)

kurt cobain (27)

jim morrison (27)

chris farley (33)

sid vicious (21)

tupac shakur (27)

notorious b.i.g (24)

jimi hendrix (27)

heath ledger (28)

marilyn monroe (36)

freddie mercury (45)

rejected movie roles

WILL SMITH rejeced the role of neo in the matrix
SEAN CONNERY rejected the role of gandalf in the lord of the rings
BRAD PITT rejected the role of tommy williams in shawshank redemption
the role of vincent vega in pulp fiction was originally written for MICHAEL MADSEN, but he rejected it and it went to travolta instead
TOM SELLECK rejected the role of indiana jones

also,
TUPAC auditioned for the role of bubba in forrest gump
SYLVESTER STALLONE was considered for the role of hans solo in star wars
O.J. SIMPSON was considered for the terminator movies
CHRIS FARLEY was originally cast as shrek before he died

darren 'pants' millane

absolute champion
debuted for collingwood in 1984
won the best and fairest in 1987
came 2nd in 1990 when he won the AFL Players Association MVP award

broke his thumb just before the finals but still played every game (on painkillers) and dominated on the wing, picking up 24 touches in the grand final using only 1 hand.

died in 1991 while drink driving - had a blood alcohol content of 0.322
more than 5000 attended his funeral
his guernsey number 42 will never be used again at collingwood

gold coast footy club

current players who have already signed for the gold coast as of mid-2010 include:
- andrew welsh
- nathan bock
- GARY ABLETT JR

and them to the likes of daniel harris, danny stanley, nathan ablett

plus all the new draft picks (including freakshow david swallow)

plus the fact that the afl will do anything they can to help the team succeed (remember barry hall getting off his striking charge so sydney could win a premiership back in 2005)

and i reckon the gold coast will win at least 3 premierships in their first 10 years

chris judd

brownlow medallist, premiership captain and norm smith medallist
amazing player but hes a dog and not as squeaky clean as you may think

because

1. he was the one who made fevola leave carlton because he fev was being inappropriate to rebecca (ie. showing her his cock at the table) - judd told the carlton top dogs "its him or me, if he stays im going"

2. he cheats on rebecca flat out (who rails up lines of coke every time she goes out)

3. days before announcing that hes leaving west coast he promised john worsfold that he was gonna stay

4. hes a fucken eye-gauger

5. he is the 'environmental ambassador' of VISY where he gets paid several hundred thousand dollars a year to do fuck all, which is understandable as many other afl players get paid on the side for shit like this but this was set up by carlton as part of the deal and hes already getting paid $1m per year to play so hes talking shit when he says he didnt choose carlton for the money

trips without drugs

you can make yourself hallucinate like your on acid without actually taking any drugs

step 1: put your headphones in, turn on the radio and listen to nothing but static
step 2: cut a ping-pong ball in half and tape each half over your eyes
step 3: turn on a red light and face it towards your eyes
step 4: sit there for at least 30 mins

this works to block out all the signals that go to your brain. After a while your brain starts to ignore the noise and the light, and starts to create its own signals - which results in hallucinations.

led zeppelin mudshark

when staying at the edgewater hotel in seattle where you could fish directly from your hotel room, led zeppelin invited a pretty young groupie with red hair up to their room, disrobed her and tied her up and then proceeded to stuff pieces of shark into her pussy and ass

another story of it is: it wasnt a shark it was a red snapper and they just jammed the nose of the fish into her cunt

"you'd like a bit of fucking, eh? lets see how your red snapper likes this red snapper"