BACKLINE:
Scarlett vs Prestigiacomo
Taylor vs Maxwell
Hunt vs Toovey
Milburn vs Reid
Enright vs H.O'brien
Mackie vs Shaw
MIDFIELD:
Ablett vs Swan
Bartel vs Pendlebury
Selwood vs Ball
J.Kelly vs Thomas
Corey vs Wellingham
Ottens vs Jolly
FORWARDS:
Mooney vs Cloke
Podsiadly vs Dawes
Chapman vs Didak
S.Johnson vs L.Davis
Varcoe vs Sidebottom
Stokes vs Beams
BENCH:
Hawkins vs L.Brown
Lonergan vs Goldsack
Ling vs B.Johnson
Byrnes vs Macaffer
EMERGENCIES:
Rooke, Wojcinski, Blake, T.West, Hogan, Drum, Duncan, Gamble, T.Hunt, D.Simpson vs Dick, Fraser, Wood, Anthony, Medhurst, Lockyer, Blair, N.Brown, Barham, O'Bree
AVERAGE AGE OF TOP 22:
Geelong = 27.2
Collingwood = 24.6
Saturday, August 7, 2010
secrets
COCA-COLA
- only 2 people (high level coke executives) know the formula to coca-cola
- the original copy of the formula is kept in a bank in atlanta
- the coke company pulled out of india in the 1970s because they would have been legally required to divulge their ingredient list to the government
- the coke company is the only company that has permission to import the coca plant into the US (coca plant = plant used to give flavour to the drink, also same place that cocaine comes from)
KFC 11 HERBS AND SPICES
- only 2 kfc executives know the recipe
- the recipe is kept at kfc headquarters, protected by armed security, cameras, motion sensors, 2 different keys and 2 different pin numbers
- half the ingredients are mixed at one location, half at another, and they are combined at a third
- only 2 people (high level coke executives) know the formula to coca-cola
- the original copy of the formula is kept in a bank in atlanta
- the coke company pulled out of india in the 1970s because they would have been legally required to divulge their ingredient list to the government
- the coke company is the only company that has permission to import the coca plant into the US (coca plant = plant used to give flavour to the drink, also same place that cocaine comes from)
KFC 11 HERBS AND SPICES
- only 2 kfc executives know the recipe
- the recipe is kept at kfc headquarters, protected by armed security, cameras, motion sensors, 2 different keys and 2 different pin numbers
- half the ingredients are mixed at one location, half at another, and they are combined at a third
will smith
willard christopher smith jr
nicknames: fresh prince, mr july
married to jada pinkett-smith
first hip-hop artist to be nominated for an academy award
was a millionaire before age 20
regrets turning down the role of neo in the matrix, and regrets making the movie 'wild wild west'
his character in men in black (agent jay) was originally offered to chris o'donnell and david schwimmer
enjoys playing chess
speaks fluent spanish
huge fan of wrestling
nicknames: fresh prince, mr july
married to jada pinkett-smith
first hip-hop artist to be nominated for an academy award
was a millionaire before age 20
regrets turning down the role of neo in the matrix, and regrets making the movie 'wild wild west'
his character in men in black (agent jay) was originally offered to chris o'donnell and david schwimmer
enjoys playing chess
speaks fluent spanish
huge fan of wrestling
rappers turned actors
common
- street kings, smokin aces, american gangster, wanted, terminator salvation
mos def
- monsters ball, the italian job, 16 blocks, be kind rewind, cadillac records
ll cool j
- deep blue sea, any given sunday, charlies angels, SWAT, last holiday
ludacris
- 2 fast 2 furious, crash, hustle & flow, rocknrolla, gamer
ice-t
- new jack city, 3000 miles to graceland, law and order
will smith
- bad boys, fresh prince of bel air, independence day, men in black, enemy of the state, wild wild west, ali, i robot, hitch, the pursuit of happiness, i am legend, hancock, seven pounds
andre 3000
- be cool, four brothers, semi-pro
ice cube
- boyz n the hood, friday, anaconda, barbershop, are we there yet
DMX
- romeo must die, exit wounds, cradle 2 the grave
xzibit
- 8 mile, gridiron gang
tyrese
- 2 fast 2 furious, flight of the pheonix, four brothers, annapolis, transformers, death race
50 cent
- get rich or die tryin, home of the brave, righteous kill
mos def
real name: dante terrell smith
mos def means 'the most fly/cool' (not most definately)
other nicknames include 'pretty flaco', 'flaco bey' and 'beze'
comes from brooklyn, new york
is half of 'blackstar' with talib kweli
has been rapping and acting since he was 6
played bill cosby's sidekick on the tv show 'the cosby mysteries'
has recently taken up skateboarding
is a vegetarian
Friday, August 6, 2010
russell brand
has bipolar disorder and has suffered from bulimia
is a vegetarian
is a former heroin and sex addict, and a former alcoholic
has been arrested 11 times
claims to have rooted over 2,000 women
has a 'sex dungeon' with girlfriend katy perry at their house
when he was younger his male babysitter made him watch while he jerked off, and his male tutor stuck his finger up his ass
apparently when he was single he used to tell his manager/helpers 'i feel like a blonde/brunette/redhead' tonight and they would go out on the street and try to find girls for him to fuck - "hey, do u wana fuck russell brand? then come with me"
is a vegetarian
is a former heroin and sex addict, and a former alcoholic
has been arrested 11 times
claims to have rooted over 2,000 women
has a 'sex dungeon' with girlfriend katy perry at their house
when he was younger his male babysitter made him watch while he jerked off, and his male tutor stuck his finger up his ass
apparently when he was single he used to tell his manager/helpers 'i feel like a blonde/brunette/redhead' tonight and they would go out on the street and try to find girls for him to fuck - "hey, do u wana fuck russell brand? then come with me"
only the good die young
river pheonix (age 23) j dilla (32)
kurt cobain (27)
jim morrison (27)
chris farley (33)
sid vicious (21)
tupac shakur (27)
notorious b.i.g (24)
jimi hendrix (27)
heath ledger (28)
marilyn monroe (36)
freddie mercury (45)
rejected movie roles
WILL SMITH rejeced the role of neo in the matrix
SEAN CONNERY rejected the role of gandalf in the lord of the rings
BRAD PITT rejected the role of tommy williams in shawshank redemption
the role of vincent vega in pulp fiction was originally written for MICHAEL MADSEN, but he rejected it and it went to travolta instead
TOM SELLECK rejected the role of indiana jones
also,
TUPAC auditioned for the role of bubba in forrest gump
SYLVESTER STALLONE was considered for the role of hans solo in star wars
O.J. SIMPSON was considered for the terminator movies
CHRIS FARLEY was originally cast as shrek before he died
SEAN CONNERY rejected the role of gandalf in the lord of the rings
BRAD PITT rejected the role of tommy williams in shawshank redemption
the role of vincent vega in pulp fiction was originally written for MICHAEL MADSEN, but he rejected it and it went to travolta instead
TOM SELLECK rejected the role of indiana jones
also,
TUPAC auditioned for the role of bubba in forrest gump
SYLVESTER STALLONE was considered for the role of hans solo in star wars
O.J. SIMPSON was considered for the terminator movies
CHRIS FARLEY was originally cast as shrek before he died
darren 'pants' millane
absolute champion
debuted for collingwood in 1984
won the best and fairest in 1987
came 2nd in 1990 when he won the AFL Players Association MVP award
broke his thumb just before the finals but still played every game (on painkillers) and dominated on the wing, picking up 24 touches in the grand final using only 1 hand.
died in 1991 while drink driving - had a blood alcohol content of 0.322
more than 5000 attended his funeral
his guernsey number 42 will never be used again at collingwood
debuted for collingwood in 1984
won the best and fairest in 1987
came 2nd in 1990 when he won the AFL Players Association MVP award
broke his thumb just before the finals but still played every game (on painkillers) and dominated on the wing, picking up 24 touches in the grand final using only 1 hand.
died in 1991 while drink driving - had a blood alcohol content of 0.322
more than 5000 attended his funeral
his guernsey number 42 will never be used again at collingwood
gold coast footy club
current players who have already signed for the gold coast as of mid-2010 include:
- andrew welsh
- nathan bock
- GARY ABLETT JR
and them to the likes of daniel harris, danny stanley, nathan ablett
plus all the new draft picks (including freakshow david swallow)
plus the fact that the afl will do anything they can to help the team succeed (remember barry hall getting off his striking charge so sydney could win a premiership back in 2005)
and i reckon the gold coast will win at least 3 premierships in their first 10 years
- andrew welsh
- nathan bock
- GARY ABLETT JR
and them to the likes of daniel harris, danny stanley, nathan ablett
plus all the new draft picks (including freakshow david swallow)
plus the fact that the afl will do anything they can to help the team succeed (remember barry hall getting off his striking charge so sydney could win a premiership back in 2005)
and i reckon the gold coast will win at least 3 premierships in their first 10 years
chris judd
brownlow medallist, premiership captain and norm smith medallist
amazing player but hes a dog and not as squeaky clean as you may think
because
1. he was the one who made fevola leave carlton because he fev was being inappropriate to rebecca (ie. showing her his cock at the table) - judd told the carlton top dogs "its him or me, if he stays im going"
2. he cheats on rebecca flat out (who rails up lines of coke every time she goes out)
3. days before announcing that hes leaving west coast he promised john worsfold that he was gonna stay
4. hes a fucken eye-gauger
5. he is the 'environmental ambassador' of VISY where he gets paid several hundred thousand dollars a year to do fuck all, which is understandable as many other afl players get paid on the side for shit like this but this was set up by carlton as part of the deal and hes already getting paid $1m per year to play so hes talking shit when he says he didnt choose carlton for the money
amazing player but hes a dog and not as squeaky clean as you may think
because
1. he was the one who made fevola leave carlton because he fev was being inappropriate to rebecca (ie. showing her his cock at the table) - judd told the carlton top dogs "its him or me, if he stays im going"
2. he cheats on rebecca flat out (who rails up lines of coke every time she goes out)
3. days before announcing that hes leaving west coast he promised john worsfold that he was gonna stay
4. hes a fucken eye-gauger
5. he is the 'environmental ambassador' of VISY where he gets paid several hundred thousand dollars a year to do fuck all, which is understandable as many other afl players get paid on the side for shit like this but this was set up by carlton as part of the deal and hes already getting paid $1m per year to play so hes talking shit when he says he didnt choose carlton for the money
trips without drugs
you can make yourself hallucinate like your on acid without actually taking any drugs
step 1: put your headphones in, turn on the radio and listen to nothing but static
step 2: cut a ping-pong ball in half and tape each half over your eyes
step 3: turn on a red light and face it towards your eyes
step 4: sit there for at least 30 mins
this works to block out all the signals that go to your brain. After a while your brain starts to ignore the noise and the light, and starts to create its own signals - which results in hallucinations.
step 1: put your headphones in, turn on the radio and listen to nothing but static
step 2: cut a ping-pong ball in half and tape each half over your eyes
step 3: turn on a red light and face it towards your eyes
step 4: sit there for at least 30 mins
this works to block out all the signals that go to your brain. After a while your brain starts to ignore the noise and the light, and starts to create its own signals - which results in hallucinations.
led zeppelin mudshark
when staying at the edgewater hotel in seattle where you could fish directly from your hotel room, led zeppelin invited a pretty young groupie with red hair up to their room, disrobed her and tied her up and then proceeded to stuff pieces of shark into her pussy and ass
another story of it is: it wasnt a shark it was a red snapper and they just jammed the nose of the fish into her cunt
"you'd like a bit of fucking, eh? lets see how your red snapper likes this red snapper"
another story of it is: it wasnt a shark it was a red snapper and they just jammed the nose of the fish into her cunt
"you'd like a bit of fucking, eh? lets see how your red snapper likes this red snapper"
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